Funny Christmas Poems – 17 Hilarious Poems on Christmas

Christmas is not only a religious event but also a fun time celebration. Not only wishes or messages, but we can also use funny Christmas poems to make your friends or loved one laugh and make them feel happy. We have added some hilarious poems on Christmas, a few about Santa for kids and adults as well to let them remember these rhymes so they can use them on letters and texts as well.

Funny Christmas Poems

The Joy Of Giving

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that comes back to you;
And the more you spend in blessing
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing
Returns to make you glad.
(By – John Greenleaf Whittier)

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Christmas

Christmas is more than a day in December
It’s all of those things that we love to remember
Its carolers singing familiar refrains
Bright colored stockings and shiny toy trains
Streamers of tinsel and glass satin balls
The laughter that rings through the house and its halls
Christmas is more than a day in December
Its the magic and the love
That we’ll always remember.
(By – M.E. Miro)

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Santa’s Watching

Christmas time is coming,
It’s time we must be good,
For Santa’s watching every day,
And we forgot we should.

Clean our room and wash the car,
Help mum with every chore,
For presents, we are after,
And a good one we must score.

No time to chat, no time to play
There are dishes to be done.
There will be time later,
For us to have some fun.
(By – Kidspot)

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Real Joy

What is Christmas without Jesus Christ?
It’s a holiday full of stuff.
Money and stress, teaching kids greed,
Some people are saying “Enough!”

“Love one another,” our Savior said.
It’s all about love, not things.
Let’s teach our children to serve, and create
The real joy the true Christmas brings.
(By – Joanna Fuchs)

Funny Christmas Poems

Practice Jesus

If we practiced Jesus every way,
It’d be like Christmas every day;
If we, like Him, were meek and mild
And loved each woman, man, and child,
If we’d read our Bible, it’d remind us,
So that every single day would find us
More and more in sweet accord
With our sweet Jesus–Master, Lord.

Then every day that we’re alive
Would be like December 25.
(By – Joanna Fuchs)

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God’s Eternal Blessings

God’s eternal blessings
Flows down from above
To equip us in His mission
To spread His wondrous love
So He can always use us
And stretch us in our faith,
So we may be a blessing
To others by His grace
For everything we need,
God will graciously provide
Through His eternal blessings
That’s abundant in our lives.
(By – M.S.Lowndes)

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The Nicest Present

Under the tree, the gifts enthrall,
But the nicest present of them all
Is filling our thoughts with those who care,
Wanting our Christmas joy to share.

To you, whom we’re often thinking of,
We send our holiday joy and love.
(By – Joanna and Karl Fuchs)

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When Santa Claus Comes

A good time is coming, I wish it were here,
The very best time in the whole of the year;
I’m counting each day on my fingers and thumbs —
the weeks that must pass before Santa Claus comes.

Then when the first snowflakes begin to come down,
And the wind whistles sharp and the branches are brown,
I’ll not mind the cold, though my fingers it numbs,
For it brings the time nearer when Santa Claus comes.
(By – Eugene Field)

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Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, lean your ear this way.
Don’t you tell a single soul what I’m going to say
Christmas Eve is coming soon. Now, you dear old man,
Whisper what you’ll bring to me. Tell me if you can.

When the clock is striking twelve, when I’m fast asleep,
Down the chimney, broad and black, with your pack, you’ll creep.
All the stockings, you will find hanging in a row.
Mine will be the shortest one. You’ll be sure to know.
(By – Unknown)

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A King’s Inheritance

We all have an inheritance from a King
We are children of God, that’s what I mean
If we let Jesus wash all of our sins away
We will own a Heavenly mansion one bright day

We all have an inheritance from a King
And unto us will be given many things
There will be no poor; no one will do without
Jesus will provide and on that you can count

We all have an inheritance from a King
And we can all go to that Heavenly scene
Jesus will place many jewels in our crowns
And we’ll be as rich as anyone around
(By – Ellen Bailey)

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A Chubby Snowman

A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?
That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!
(By – Anon)

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Come Santa

Once upon a time,
I made a wish while holding a dime,
“I wish Santa come here on Christmas
Put something special on my socks”.

So every night,
I watch out for Santa,
Waiting for a huge guy
with a huge belly to show up.

Then one night, my wish came true.
I saw someone huge near on my socks,
Putting something there,
I was shocked it was my DAD!

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You’re In My Heart This Christmas

Even though this Christmas
We must spend apart,
You’re still right here with me,
Because I keep you in my heart.
So picture me there beside you
Sitting by the twinkling tree,
And rest assured next Christmas
You’ll truly be spending it with me.
(By – Kelly Roper)

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Christmas is Coming

Christmas is coming,
The geese are getting fat,
Please put a penny
In the old man’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny,
A ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny,
Then God bless you.
Christmas is coming,
The geese are getting fat,
Please put a penny
In the old man’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny,
A ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny,
Then God bless you.

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The Funniest Face

The funniest face
looked out at me
From a silver ball
On the Christmas Tree!

At first, I thought
It was Santa’s elf,
But I looked again and
It was just myself!
(By – Anon)

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Ode to My Christmas Nutcracker

Nutcracker
Each year when Christmas rolls around
I get my nutcracker out.
And each time that he cracks a nut,
it makes me want to shout,
“Oh thank you Mr. Nutcracker for
Shelling my nuts for me.
Now all I need is a glass of eggnog,
and I’ll eat them by my Christmas tree!”
(By – Kelly Roper)

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Falling in Love with Santa

I was sitting on Santa’s lap
And I looked into his eyes
Santa turned me on that day
Much to my surprise.

Warm and sexy
Soft and pink
Infatuated I was
With just an eyewink

He did not know, he could not tell
How he affected me that day
This year I will be impatient till
I can see him again that very way.

Hurry, hurry next Christmas time
Relieving me from my mental morass
Again I will sit on his lap all red
And ask him ‘could I please have you for Christmas.

Thanks for checking our collection on these humorous poems on Christmas. You can also send these poems to your friends and family and can be used as the card writings and letter wordings.

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