Funny Cleaning Quotes – 41 Hilarious Sayings on Cleaning

Cleaning is always a fun part. Whether it’s house cleaning or cleaning on business. Sometimes, doing such activities can be boring as well. To make cleaning an exciting thing we have added Hilarious and funny cleaning quotes which you can use and say while cleaning to make you or your friends laugh. These quotes are added into different categories to ease the search of your type.

Funny Cleaning Quotes

“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.” – Marcelene Cox

“First rule of housecleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone.” – Unknown

“Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s me or the house.” – Unknown

“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.” – Margaret Culkin Banning

Funny Cleaning Quotes

“Both of us take a lot of time in getting cleaned and beautified.” – Unknown

“Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s me or the house.” – Unknown

“Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest.” – Radhika Mundra

“Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.” – Mario Buatta

“I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests, “Sorry about the mess.” – Unknown

“We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself – your own house – which we never do.” – Marina Abramovic

“Let’s have some fun ladies!” – Unknown

“I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests, “Sorry about the mess.” – Unknown

Funny Cleaning Quotes For Business

“Enhance the view, clean the window.” – Unknown

“Lose the mop and we’ll clean the slop.” – Unknown

“My office was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it!” – Unknown

“Our office is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.” – Unknown

“A cleaner place is a safer place.” – Unknown

“Don’t stress. We’ll handle the mess.” – Unknown

“You need expert house cleaners, just like us.” – Unknown

“Where spotless cleaning comes to your door.” – Unknown

Funny House Cleaning Quotes

“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.” – P.J. O’Rourke

“Wow, honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?” – Unknown

“Have you ever looked at the last few loads of laundry and considered just throwing them away?” – Unknown

“All moms make that face.” – Unknown

“Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks.” – Thelma Harper

“We dream of having a clean house — but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning?” – Marcus Buckingham

“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.” – Evan Esar

“Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. they can sit and watch me for hours.” – Unknown

Funny Bathroom Cleaning Quotes

“You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.” – Cecil Baxter

“No job is finished until the paperwork is done.” – Unknown

“How long a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.” – unknown

“Life is like a toilet paper you are either on a roll or taking crap from someone, well happy pooping!” – Unknown

“If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie!!” – Unknown

“I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.” – Shirley Conran

“I don’t care if you like windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin special.” – Unknown

“Life is like toilet paper you are either on a roll or taking crap from someone, well happy pooping! Toilet seat is like another office, where I escape from the work to think about the work, where I sit and let my thoughts flood.” – Unknown

Spring Cleaning Quotes Funny

“Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?” – Kathrine Whitehorn

“You have got to clean your own house first before you tell other people that they aren’t doing it right.” – Dan Webster

“I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.” – Robert Brault

“There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.” – Quentin Crisp

“Spring cleaning the house is easy. Spring cleaning life is tough.” – Anonymous

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