Funny Travel Quotes – 47 Hilarious Sayings About Travelling

Funny Travel Quotes: Traveling is not only a passion for people but it is also a fun activity during vacations or normal traveling days. Many people find it worth doing over the job as they want to explore the world and travel with friends and many of us want to travel with our family to relax and spend quality time with family. To give a funny touch to this activity, here is the inventory of hilarious traveling quotes and one-liners that can make you laugh or at least bring a smile to your face.

Funny Travel Quotes

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I have found out that there ain’t the no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

“Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.” – Dave Barry

Funny Travel Quotes

“I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” – Bobe Hope

“Jet lag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark

“Plane tickets are the answer. Who cares what the question is?” – Anonymous

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” – Henry Youngman

“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s saying, ‘I would stay and love you but I have to go, this is my station.'” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran

“Drink heavily with the locals whenever possible.” – Anthony Bourdain

“A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” – Chelsea Handler

“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.” – Theo Cowan

“Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by stark moments of terror.” – Al Boliska

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz

“Overpack. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.” – Unknown

Statuettes of drunken sailors, velvet pictures of island maidens, plastic seashell lamps made in Taiwan. What contempt the people who think up souvenirs have for other people. – Diane Johnson

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Funny Work Travel Quotes

“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker

Funny Work Travel Quotes
Funny Work Travel Quotes

“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” – Caskie Stinnett

What is it about maps? I could look at them all day, earnestly studying the names of towns and villages I have never heard of and will never visit… – Bill Bryson

“Say yes, and you’ll figure it out afterward.” – Tina Fey

“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. JUST KIDDING! I”m on the road to the airport.” – Anonymous

“Adventure without risk is Disneyland.” – Douglas Coupland

Modern traveling is not traveling at all; it is merely being sent to a place and very little different from becoming a parcel. – John Ruskin

“I wish that road trips could pay my bills.” – Unknown

“Backpacking is the art of knowing what not to take.” – Sheridan Anderson

“Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.” – Al Bolisk

Funny Quotes About Travelling With Friends

“What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them?” – P.G. Wodehouse

In Paris, they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. – Mark Twain

“My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?” – Unknown

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense, and whiskey. – Bill Murray

“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.” – Dave Barry

“No matter how many times I visit NYC, I am always struck by the same thing – a yellow taxicab.” – Scott Adams

“If life is a journey, the beach is my destination.” – Anonymous

“There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it’s lethal.” – Paulo Coehlo

“I have found out that there ain’t the no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

Short Funny Travel Quotes

“I travel light but not at the same speed.” – Jarod Kintz

“Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” – Susan Sontag

Short Funny Travel Quotes
Short Funny Travel Quotes

“There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.” – Orson Welles

“I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.” – Anonymous

“One day if I go to heaven, I’ll look around and say ‘it ain’t bad but it ain’t San Francisco.'” – Herb Caen

“When you come to a fork in the road…take it.” – Yogi Berra

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

“I can’t control the wind but I can adjust the sail.” – Ricky Skaggs

“The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.” – Desmond Morris

Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive. – Mercedes Lackey

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